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Joke of the Day

"My favorite part of Avatar was when Queen Amidala defeated the Klingons by helping Harry Potter & Legolas destroy the White Witch's ring?"

"What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows? The Trail of Smears"

"Your love life"

"[OC] I found a dead bird outside. It smelt fowl."

"""How's about I rearrange your face?"" -Bully Picasso"

"Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too"

"How will Hillary Clinton keep the economy up? She won't, a secretary will."

"What does a German use to polish his trumpet? Toot tonic"

"Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon? He might Peek at Chu!"

"Why is a rat when it spins? The higher it flies, the much."