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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean? A loan shark!"
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"What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common? Same middle name."
"What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt."
"Inventor of raisins: ""What do you like about grapes"" me: the juice part, the freshness Inventor: right but what if they had neither"
"Why did everyone love the mushroom at the party? He was a fungi."
"What does a subatomic duck say? ""Quark!"""