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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to the Montana barista when they overfill your chamomile? Beautiful"
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"Maced a hobo who started pulling cables out of my computer at work. Turned out to be the hipster IT guy and now I'm in HR again."
"If I'm ever on life support, unplug me, let me sit for 15-30 secs, plug me back in and see if that works."
"What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes? A redditor"
"Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs."
"59 It's like a 69, but one person is in a wheelchair."
"What do you call an STI in your nose? Sniff-illis"
"How do you catch a unique rabbit?"
"Wife sings and husband gets out! Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you!!"
"At a local restaurant, I got on one knee and she said yes. 13 years later I haven't got the balls to tell her I was just chasing a crouton."