29253
Joke of the Day
"It's been so long since I've gotten laid My sperm's starting to grow legs."
Next Joke
"How much crack did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men"
"I'm making a documentary show about the different jobs in the air travel industry. The first episode is about the flight attendants."
"If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights what happens?"
"Did you hear about the Antennas that got married? The wedding was lame, but the reception was great!"
"Made a pizza today with Indian bread It was like Naan other"
"Birds A duck walks into a restaurant. After eating a whole meal, he says to the waiter ""Just put is on my bill"""
"I held a convention for solipsists. Nobody else showed up. So I sent everyone home."
"Once, just once, I'd like to be able to use the word skedaddling in an everyday conversation."
"Why does Bruce Willis live in America and watch porn? Because he wants to live free and die hard"