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Joke of the Day
"It's been so long since I've gotten laid My sperm's starting to grow legs."
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"A report found 9 out of 10 bishops write with a fountain pen. Only God knows what the other one does with it."
"I have a really good relatipnship with the elevator operator. We speak to eachother on so many different levels."
"Me: bless me father for I have sinned. Priest: how long since your last confession my son? Me: about 45 minutes ago..."
"Q: What do you call a dead magician's assistant? A: An abracadaver."
"Why does Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left?"" She's secretly a NASCAR fan."
"UNICORN: I love the forest! I love my horn! Life is wonderf [Pegasus flies over chased by babes] UNICORN: God why have you forsaken me"
"Doctors say 1 in 6 men suffer from premature ejaculation. I say it's the women who suffer."
"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass.......... The doctor described his condition as stable."
"Do you know what my grandmother would be doing today if she was alive Scratching at her coffin"