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Joke of the Day
"You're a Jehova's Witness? What was Jehova accused of?"
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"I'm going to major in Philosophy when I go to college... ...so one day I can ask '*Why* do you want fries with that?'"
"Some friends of mine recently lost their baby. They swore to never dress him in camouflage again if he turns up."
"WHEN I SEE ALL CAPS I READ LIKE THE PERSON IS TALKING RIGHT BY A JET ENGINE, TELLING A CIA AGENT THAT HIS PLAN WON'T WORK...IT'S TOO RISKY"
"A Jewish boy asks his father for 20 dollars... ""10 dollars!? Why do you need 5 dollars?!"""
"""Sometimes I feel like a woman trapped in a woman's body"" - Russian nesting doll"
"The problem w marriage is communication. When I said I hoped he'd go down in a plane I meant more crash & burn, less on the flight attendant"
"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they don't change anything."
"Thinking of getting a cat? Ease into it by sprinkling hair in your food for a couple of weeks."
"I bet rocket scientists are conceited bastards. ""YOU CALL THIS A MARTINI? THIS ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE DAMMIT! I WOULD KNOW!"""