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Joke of the Day
"The best way to get over someone is probably with your vehicle"
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"Although Bugs Bunny starred in many cartoons, why did he die a pauper? He ate all the cabbage he made."
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"My wife is so moody at Christmas, I blame the festive period."
"My ex girlfriend had a dog. That thing was so crazy I ended up putting her down. But I kept the dog."
"There are three kinds of people... The ones who say the glass is half full, The ones who say the glass is half empty, And the one who thinks you should have gotten a smaller glass."
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"Quick! How many chameleons are in the room with you right now? You can never answer this question with 100% certainty."
"I like that CNN is tweeting a picture of ebola bacteria. It will be handy in case I encounter it in the wild. With my microscope vision."
"A Georgia State Trooper pulls over a car. He says... ...to the driver, ""Got any ID?"" The driver says, ""'Bout what?"""