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Joke of the Day

"I cant English good? I prefer to speaking to writing on paper so that my grammar isn't as tearable."

"I'm not racist because... I'm not a racist because racism is a crime, And crime is for blacks."

"Your trophy wife is more of a participation trophy wife, isn't she?"

"What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit? An anti-hissy-tamine."

"A Redditor walks into Reddit Restaurant... All of our servers are busy right now. Please try again in a minute."

"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish But Hitler made 6,000,000 jews toast EDIT: Holy shit guys, 2700?!"

"MTVs Teen Mom has been cancelled. At least one person on that network knows when to pull out."

"I work in a popular hotel... I see people come in to stay from all over the world, yet for some reason I've never seen a Native American here. I guess they just don't like to make reservations."

"I like my black people like I like my coffee I don't like coffee."

"My long-term goal is to change the world, so I step on a lot of butterflies."