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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an insurance company and an asshole? If you shove money into an asshole at least you can expect to get shit back"

"what's the difference between BMW and a Porky Pine? The porky Pine has the prick on the outside."

"Reasons to carry a handkerchief: 3) You've never heard of tissues 2) You're doing a magic trick 1) You're hiding your face to rob a train"

"Where do the Japanese store defective mannequin feet? In bent-toe boxes."

"[eulogy] ""Before we get started I'd like to ask Jenny, Dawn, Rachel, the deceased's 2 sons and the entire front row to put down your phones"""

"I identify as counter strike, and I find this globally offensive."

"What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail."

"Boy, are you a destination wedding? Cuz I can't come."

"39485 Sorry for the repost, but this is a classic that never fails to make me laugh!"

"What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!"