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Joke of the Day

"What does Reddit share in common with the real world? A messed up system of karma"

"A book fell on my head I can only blame my shelf."

"I had my hepatitis test today.... I did pretty well! I had one A, two B's, and a C! Edit: word"

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they...lactose... I'm sorry."

"I had a dream last night that I killed all those shirtless guys with ""swag"" and their duck-face girlfriends too. It was the Yolocaust."

"Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters? They're afraid of catching fire!"

"Why isn't there gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs."

"My dog used to chase after people on a bike so I took the bike away from him."

"A math teacher invented something. A math teacher invented the worlds first underwater bulldozer. He called it his 'Sub-tractor.'"

"Humans are like ketchup on a steak People look at you funny when you eat them"