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Joke of the Day
"What does Reddit share in common with the real world? A messed up system of karma"
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"Did you hear about the prostitute who had a vagina surgically implanted on her hip? She wanted to make a little money on the side."
"When I count my blessings, I count you twice, subtract 4, multiply by 8, and divide by 15 because I don't know how math or blessings work."
"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA VALUE YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOO MUCH TO RUIN IT WITH SEX. SURE, YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE, THEY JUST DON'T SEE YOU IN THAT WAY"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie a torch !"
"My girlfriend from high school called today. She's stoked about getting her driver's license."
"My wife told me to find someone else if anything ever happened to her so I don't know why she got pissed when she found my ""prospects"" list."
"women rights"
"When a woman cooks you dinner you're either going to get laid or poisoned."
"ME: So I... was never invisible? JAIL DOCTOR: No. That's why you're in jail"