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Joke of the Day

"Hi I am an NSA employee Tell me anything."

"Cheap 1st Date Ideas: Get some matching Red Polo shirts & hang out in a Target. Give terrible info to inquisitive costumers."

"I'd tell you a lame joke about getting slightly wet But I wouldn't want to damn-pun your mood."

"I don't pluck my unibrow to look good, I do it because McDonald's sued me for illegal use of the double arches."

"Why don't shrimp donate to charities? Because they're shellfish."

"Why doesnt Santa Clause have any kids? Because he only comes once a year and its only ever down a chimney"

"Why was the lonely instantiated object always asked to sit in the hallway at school? Because only friends were allowed to access the class."

"Can you put the pin back in a grenade? It's kind of urgent. Need and answer fast."

"Just been on a 'once in a lifetime holiday'... ...never again. [/timvine]"

"Tomorrow is bring your hangover to work day."