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Joke of the Day

"I am upset with my parents for making me exist. u just decided to make a person one day? who's gonna pay my bills? me? I didn't ask for this"

"I'm glad so many American children have smart phones since they don't have an education."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane A pilot, what're you racist?"

"Describe your sex life with a video-game title. Uncharted."

"How do you separate the Greek men from the Greek boys? A crowbar."

"What's the Difference between NHL Players and the Jersey Shore Girls? NHL Players shower after three periods."

"I was once told ""There is great strength in numbers""... Someone once told me ""There is great safety in numbers""; I could only think, ""Now go tell that to six million jews""..."

"I've been yelling for years. Now I'm convinced. I'm definitely the only one here playing Marco Polo."

"Joe, keep that beat nice and loose. Sam, take that bass for a walk. Ray I slept with your mom AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A"

"Someone should call 911... ...because YouTube is having one of its daily 500 seizures."