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Joke of the Day
"Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? Because he was a fungi"
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"How do you know when sex with a blonde is over? The car light comes on"
"I would make a sexist joke but... That would be wrong, and being wrong is for women."
"Knock. Knock knock. Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? Fibonacci."
"How do you combat espionage? Umbreonage"
"Me: ""Can I put this sweatshirt in the dryer?"" Wife: ""Well, what does it say on it?"" Me: ""Buffalo Sabres."" Wife: ""You're an idiot"""
"What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner? Just be *honest* with it man..."
"Did you hear about the guy who robbed blind people? Nobody saw it coming."
"My daughter just entered singing ""Love you like a love song"". So, your love has a 3 1/2 minute expiration date? Well, I guess that's honest."
"Ladies, stop looking for a guy to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job."