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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing she just gagged a little."
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"What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton? Lukewarm"
"Incognito mode on google chrome is useless.. Everyone in the library can still see me wanking"
"How many Nazis did it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, despite crimes against humanity they were efficient people and had state of the art engineering."
"A gaggle of geese, a brood of hens, what do you call a group of turkeys? A corporation."
"How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters? Testostyrone."
"Did you hear about the murder of the cartoon artist? The details are sketchy."
"""Hey guys, I just lost at the Golden Globes!"" - Louis CK, brilliantly introducing himself tonight."
"3 years ago someone was laying concrete so I put my hand prints in it. Been here ever since."
"I don't know why they don't let priests marry and have kids seems like a great way to guarantee they don't have sex."