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Joke of the Day

"Thought it would be romantic to serenade this girl with some Elvis. I swear that's the last time I sing ""You ain't nothin but a hound dog"""

"You can say that Hodor was Branwashed."

"Shopping for bridesmaid dresses with 5 other women, today. If you never hear from me again, I committed suicide by nail file."

"A Math Quip You couldn't tell an asymptote from a hole in the graph"

"What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird."

"I'm a trustworthy friend. Count on me to tell you when our relationship is over."

"Advice for all girls: You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. But you catch the most flies with corpses."

"How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist? Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'"

"Why don't blind people bungee jump? It scares the shit out of the dogs"

"God grades on the cross, not the curve."