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Joke of the Day
"A Math Quip You couldn't tell an asymptote from a hole in the graph"
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"Me: Ohhh, MARITAL arts workshop...now I really feel stupid in this karate outfit. Wife to therapist: Do you see what I'm dealing with here?"
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? Reply: Yes How did you manage to get between their tiny legs?"
"ME[David Attenborough voice] Starting with the outer layers he'll devour the entire carcass HER: are you narrating yourself eating lasagna?"
"My Grandfather died in the holocaust... ...he got drunk and fell off a watch tower. I remember NOFX said this when I went to see them can't take credit."
"[Pharrell eating at Arby's] ""I want a new look"" Like a new hair cut? ""Something crazier"" *notices the hat in the Arby's logo* ""I've got it!"""
"What do you call a well-rounded porn star? A jack-off all trades."
"I'm trying to get my wife to quit smoking. Maybe I should slow down and use a lubricant."
"A gay vegan atheist walked into a bar.. I knew he was because he told everyone in five seconds."