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Joke of the Day

"15000 CCTV Cameras are being installed in Delhi for Obama's visit just because he is black it does not mean that he will steal anything. bloody racists !"

"A couple in therapy The wife: ""I'm just tired of him getting sayings wrong."" The therapist: ""Do you really do that?"" The husband: ""Oh, cry me a table!"""

"*rubs magic lamp*rubs harder and faster*genie semen sprays everywhere*"

"What do you eat when you fly? Plane food or Plain food?"

"Jurassic World is so unrealistic. Like a teenager would ever just drop his cell phone while being chased by a dinosaur."

"How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak? Keep it in church, guys."

"Doggy Diet book Did you hear about the new doggy diet book? It is titled ""Shitzu shouldn't eat"""

"It seems like every kid wants to be Spider-man or Batman now-a-days. They must have terrible parents if they all want to be orphans."

"What will be after homo sapiens in evolution? Homo genius."

"Mom is coming to town. I get three full days of mouthing apologies to waiters."