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Joke of the Day
"What do a baby and a pancake have in common? If it s black it ain t good"
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"What happens when Jack in the box is not centered properly He becomes Jack off in the box."
"[Me as a Realtor] BUYERS: this is a great house, what's the catch? ME: Well, it is a bit.. [cant think of the word haunted] ghost encrusted"
"What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common? They both got accepted to Yale."
"Why was Joseph late to the meeting? He was Stalin."
"How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match? Good jab."
"My wife walked out on me, telling me it was over. I just sat there eating my popcorn, watching the end credits."
"This is just a quick reminder that we're all gonna die one day so don't get caught up in petty shit also stop stealing my tweets Greg."