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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Lorena Bobbit was originally from Russia? Her given name was Lorena Cutyourcockoff."

"Straight guys, don't act like an asshole when a gay guy hits on you... ...because then they'll definitely wanna fuck you."

"Why is Santa a terrible sexual partner? Because he doesn't exist"

"School joke Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."

"A joke my 5yrs old just told me. Why did the police and fireman come?... Cause I just call them."

"I can't believe they fired me from the calendar company! I just took a day off!"

"Why are black people always telling each other to take a piss?"

"Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold? Because they've gott mit-uns"

"Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"Flogging Molly is a pretty good Irish punk band; They're also 2 activities typically kept very, very separate."