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Joke of the Day
"a waiter walks up to a table of yentas and asks, ""is ANYTHING alright?"""
Next Joke
"Oh, you hate your job? There's a support group for that. It's called ""Everybody"", and we meet at the bar."
"Thesaurus was the first dinosaur to get murdered. No one likes a know it all."
"My birth control is my 5yo running around in circles at 5am screaming ""I have so much energy! I have so much energy! I have so much energy!"""
"""Doc, you gotta help me, I think I'm a chicken!"" Doctor: ""How long have you felt this way?"" Man: ""Ever since I was an egg."""
"Counted five pregnant women at this Noah matinee. Praying their water doesn't break."
"My response when someone ask me how's life with a penis. It's hard."
"Taxidermist's Wife: Whatcha thinkin' about? Taxidermist: Stuff."
"I am Poliachi Man laughs, roll on snare drum"
"Grandson is having sex with his grandma The father walks in and says, Son! Your fucking with my mother! The grandson replys: so! You fuck mine all the time and i dont tell you shit!"