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Joke of the Day

"Why did the monks go to the casino? Tibet."

"My new bowflex comes tomorrow...so if anyone wants to buy a slightly used bowflex in a couple months let me know."

"Anyone have any special planes for 9/11? *Plans."

"I once tried eating a clock it was very time consuming"

"How did you find the weather at camp? It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!"

"Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter? Because she was a little tart."

"In addition to Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong, there is another character in Carl Douglas's ""Kung Fu Fighting."" Expert Tai Ming."

"Tomorrow: The best labor saving device of today."

"Past employers have described me as ""selfish, egotistic, condescending, the physical manifestation of capitalism, and a true sweetheart."""

"Blonde joke of the day Q: What is the difference between a blonde, and a rooster? A: A rooster says cockadooledoooo, a blonde says, anycockwill"