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Joke of the Day
"What do German kids play on the playground? Guten tag!"
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"Opportunity knocks only once, if you hear a second knock it's probably a Jehovah's witness."
"What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck? A Christmas-Quacker!"
"""Every kiss begins with k"" I whisper to myself as I read the one letter reply from my crush."
"Quick, I need some fables, ASOP."
"A fat woman just served me at McDonalds... ... and said ""Sorry about the wait"". I replied and said ""Don't worry, you'll lose it eventually""."
"My annual performance review says I lack ""passion & intensity"", guess management hasn't seen me alone with a Big Mac."
"Our Office Needs A 3D Printer Our boss asked the new mail-room guy to make three copies of an office key. The guy returned ten minutes later with the copies ... which he'd made on the Xerox machine."
"What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries? An eggshibitionist"
"The most positive subreddit award goes to... /r/hiv"