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Joke of the Day
"What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? ""Beat it - we're closed."""
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"What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common? Neither has a Seoul"
"Patient To Doctor Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
"The Only Thing Better Then a Yom Kippur Breakfast is a Yom Kippur Lunch."
"What do you call 1000 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge"
"Mariah Carey seems like the type to sing all she wants for Christmas is you, but when you don't get her anything she throws a huge hissy fit"
"I grew up thinking my Dad had tourettes.... turns out he just genuinely thought I was a fucking cunt."
"""What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?"" ""No idea."" ""Denim."" ""Denim?"" ""Denim denim denim denim denim..."""
"Why did the black guy cross the road? He wanted some chicken!"
"What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet."