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Joke of the Day

"""What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?"" ""No idea."" ""Denim."" ""Denim?"" ""Denim denim denim denim denim..."""

"I quit my job as a taxi driver... I just can't stand people talking behind my back."

"I read a couple of interesting articles... ""A"" and ""The"""

"Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick."

"What do you call someone who has irrational and prejudiced views against motor races? A feminist"

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate the Pizza before it was cool."

"I was just told this joke What's the hard part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair!!"

"Two girls and a cup walk into a bar. They get shitfaced."

"Frankly I find fassion shows to be haughty couture"

"I have been looking back at history. And Im starting to think, Hitler was the brains but Eva was the braun."