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Joke of the Day

"""What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?"" ""No idea."" ""Denim."" ""Denim?"" ""Denim denim denim denim denim..."""

"Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat."

"How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney? One more."

"Best yo momma joke? Your momma so ugly when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion says ""stay over there"""

"I shot a man in Reno, Just to watch him cry. It was just a Nerf gun you big baby!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee No pubic hair"

"What do a pornstar and Godzilla have in common? They've both swallowed boatloads of seamen."

"What did the clam say when a crab attacked him? Kelp!"

"[think of idiom] firing on all cylinders [post tweet w/ idiom + literal interpretation] mr. on all cylinders, ur fired [wait for 100+ faves]"

"Stay away from this guy!!!"