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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I've a split personality Well you'd better both sit down then!"
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"OH MY GOD EDDIE MURPHY IS GOING TO DO STAND UP I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT oh never mind they're going to commercial. #SNL40"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends quicker for fat people."
"Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men? He thought they were a delivery service"
"Error 404 It's been a while since I've seen a good 404 joke. I was going to upload one but I couldn't find any."
"This grocery store is playing ""Freebird"" which I interpret as an invitation to shoplift a turkey."
"So what if I don't know what ""apocalypse"" means. It's not like it's the end of the world"
"My teacher asked me if I knew any anagrams of ""denied"". I said, ""Indeed""."
"My neighbor poked my eyeball out so I asked for an iPhone 7 as a compensation An i for an eye as they say"
"Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house? His life was at stake. Badum psh."