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Joke of the Day

"What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ? Let's go get Jobs."

"So a man was reported as having a gun turned out to be an umbrella He was armed and while the umbrella was open rather shady"

"Jimmy Kimmel should have Floyd Mayweather read mean tweets after the fight Oh wait"

"What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant"

"How do you catch a one of a kind bird? Unique up on it. Welcome to kindergarten."

"What is Donald Trump's least favorite Star Wars movie? Rogue Juan."

"""My cat just got ran over"" You cant end a sentence with a preposition ""My cat just got ran over lol"""

"R.I.P boiled water... You will be mist"

"I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you dig .. It's not a beautiful poem but it's really deep."

"Chuck Norris actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him."