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Joke of the Day

"What do gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it."

"what happens when you die? I've seen much scientific and spiritual literature researching and explaining what happens when people die. I've found that generally, they get put in the ground."

"Why do Asians have such small tits? Because they can only get As."

"What is a Catholic priest's dream second job? Warden at juvenile detention center."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bibi ! Bibi who ? Bibi Bibi Bunting ... !"

"(Art Museum) Me:*sees nature painting* *pulls out sharpie* *draws sun in the top left corner* My 5th Grade Art Teacher: *thumbs up* nice"

"The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand."

"""Hate it when I think of her and suddenly we're teleported to a picturesque location, and have to dance to a random love song."" - Indians"

"Got an IPad from my black friend... And it runs faster."

"My girlfriend accused me of cheating First it was my wife and now her..."