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Joke of the Day
"What is a Catholic priest's dream second job? Warden at juvenile detention center."
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"How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI? Move the trees closer together."
"What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights? A chicken"
"Don't get why guys complain about ""sleeping on the couch"" I pay good money to sleep on the couch, but I wish the shrink would shut up."
"Girl are you Monday because I am not looking forward to seeing you again"
"What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies."
"Success, like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own."
"thesaurus had the greatest vocabulary of all the dinosaurs"
"Reminder: 2011 should be pronounced ""twenty eleven."" Prince did not sing about partying ""like it's one thousand nine hundred ninety-nine."""
"What brings a Jewish family closer together? The bristles"