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Joke of the Day
"'Ho Ho Ho' said Santa! as he watched 16 and pregnant!"
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"Whenever I have sex, it's a race to see who comes first. Me or the police."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. Am I doing this right?"
"What has two legs and can't stand up? Half a cat"
"Dark humor is like clean water... Not everyone gets some."
"grey matter What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant."
"What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard?"
"When life gives you financial troubles... Make Financialade."
"My gangsta career was brought to an abrupt and tragic end when my homies caught me sipping on a frappucino doing my taxes"
"(real news) Chinese archaeologists have discovered the country's oldest mathematics document, written on bamboo more than 2,200 years ago! Even more amazing - one of the answers is wrong."