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Joke of the Day

"Everyone on here complains about ""the hivemind"" and ""circlejerk"" ruining the site I don't get it, it's not like it's Comcast or anything?"

"Ash enters battle with his pikachu Ash:""Pikachu use thunder bolt"" Pikachu: ""Your dad is paying the electricity bill?"""

"How do you say goodbye to an epileptic? Seizure later"

"What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to jail for impersonating a police officer..."

"How is /r/jokes like the green movement? Reuse and Recycle"

"What do you do when your daughter says batman raped her ? Switch to the spiderman outfit."

"I don't get why people think the homeless are unclean... when they have the mintiest breaths I've ever smelled."

"What's the difference between cider and apple juice? My wife doesn't let me cum in apple juice :-("

"What do you do when a cannibal eats a vegetable? Throw away the wheelchair"

"How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice? He won't stop banging at the door."