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Joke of the Day
"Why was the lizard nervous in bed? He had reptile dysfuncton"
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"A blonde gets a tattoo... On her inner thigh of a conch shell. Her friend asks ""Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?"" ""So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."""
"Did you hear about the Darth Vader rape allegations? After they said no, he used the Force."
"A farmer has 96 cows. When he rounds them up, he has 100. Title"
"Knock knock, Who's there? Not Oscar Pistorius."
"If you hold a SUV up to your ear, you can almost hear the sound of the ocean screaming."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Let's go ride bikes!"
"""I'm scared of thunder and vacuums but this beehive full of killer bees looks delicious."" - Dogs"
"What sort of cereal does Thor eat? Loki Charms."
"Someone Stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word"