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Joke of the Day
"What kind of porn does Smurfette make? Blue Cocky."
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"Where do impoverished Italians live? In the spaghetto"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender."
"What do you call a sunburnt santa? Crisp Cringle"
"Countless marriages could be saved by requiring urinals in private residences."
"What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple? Finding half a caterpillar in your apple"
"i wear glasses n walk around eating apples n everyone is like ""wow. he prolly subscribes 2 the economist"" but joke's on them i can't read"
"'Please, I need this', I whisper as I try to steal a baby goat from the petting zoo."
"Saw that the ""So I went on r/news today.."" post got removed so I reposted here for you. [removed]"
"The judge gave me 7 days to live... So I shot myself. The doctor gave me 4 months. Problem solved. B)"