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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the rode? To get to the other side."
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"What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago? Stung."
"A is a Canadian's favourite chord.. ..but Am is a pedophile's."
"History of panties... 50 years ago you'd have to pull down her panties to see her ass. Today, you have to pull her ass apart, to see her panties."
"What's the definition of a will? Come on, guys. The answer's a dead giveaway."
"You can eat gluten-free, organic food without telling everyone at your table."
"""What are you doing, dad?"" ""Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling ""non-extraditable countries"". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"""
"Woke up so hungry I could eat my own cooking!"
"Id like to thank the Walmart cashier for making me feel like big money. I guess you don't see many $20 bills, glad you made sure its legit."
"I feel like I've had this mustard before...... it must be Dijon Vu"