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Joke of the Day

"Whats the worst part about having a lesbian for a roommate? They eat all the tuna!!!"

"2 cannibals... ...are eating. One turns the other and says ""You know, I really don't like my sister."" The other cannibal replies ""Fine then, try the pot pie."""

"I grew up in a time where your mothers saliva was the most powerful cleaning agent around."

"Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual."

"[first date] Him: Why are you being so distant? Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole?"

"My friend's offering to pay for a trip to NY to be her +1 for a wedding. She's probably going to drug me & sell my organs. *agrees to go :)"

"No thanks, Winter Olympics. If I wanted to see a bunch of white people playing in the snow, I'd hop on over to Facebook."

"Allow me to brighten your day :) http://imgur.com/gallery/6QOgr"

"You can make jokes about anything, just not mexicans That's crossing the border."

"I love u it's my favourite vowel"