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Joke of the Day

"in an era of declining male friendship, the rap crew is a more appealing concept than ever"

"INTERVIEWER: says here you were fired previously? ME: yeah, I tried putting pizza in the copier INTERVIEWER: [excitedly] did... did it work?"

"What's the difference between a kid and a cat? Who has the diploma when you get rid of them."

"If you are attacked by a group of clowns... Go for the Juggler."

"officer it's my son's car ""just make it stop sir"" I don't know how ""can you call him"" I'll try *tries to dial while car bounces up and down*"

"What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal? A polar bear"

"how do you circumcise a hillbilly? you kick his sister in the jaw. yee haw!!"

"Why do baked goods always have an urge for sex? Because they're in heat."

"Did you hear about that rude homeless guy down the street? He made some roofless remarks."

"What is the difference between a corn-shucker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."