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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a kid and a cat? Who has the diploma when you get rid of them."
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"Hey parents with teenagers, the bottle of vodka in your liquor cabinet is water."
"What's the difference between OP and eggs? Eggs actually get laid."
"What do you call a bull masturbating? Beef stroganoff"
"What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless"
"Why do people buy smart cars? Because opposites attract."
"Computers teach us 3 healthy daily habits... read/write and Run"
"Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone"
"Ever wonder if you killed that one really important brain cell?"
"If you're riding a horse at full speed along side a giraffe and a lion is chasing you, what do you do? Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. Props to the radio station I heard this on today."