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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a kid and a cat? Who has the diploma when you get rid of them."
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"My Dad had the eye of the tiger ...and a life time ban from the national zoo"
"I'm too fat to be a hipster. I'm thinking of becoming a Heapster instead."
"Which year is the most popular? 1969"
"What did the fat piece of shit say when he screwed up? Sorry that I screwed up **lards**."
"When I was young, my dad told me chocolate milk came from brown cows. I really envied little black breastfed babies after that."
"What's Darth Vader's corrupt brother's name? Taxi Vader"
"I like my women with curves. Those skinny ones are alway mad cause they're hungry."
"Who's the biggest hoe in history? Mrs. Pacman. For 25 cents, that bitch swallowed balls till she died."
"[under heavy sniper fire] Platoon leader: where's that sniper fire coming from? Me [crying a fair bit]: a big gun with a telescope on it"