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Joke of the Day
"how do you circumcise a hillbilly? you kick his sister in the jaw. yee haw!!"
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"[Ouija Board] Me: Spirit, answer this one questiondo you like me? Board: R E A D 1 2 : 3 7 P M"
"My cousin is having trouble with the mods on Reddit... ...he's my cousin twice [removed]"
"What is a caterpillar afraid of? a dogerpillar. Sorry. It was so bad that I had to share it. Fuck you Laffy Taffy."
"I may be on Santa's naughty list but at least I had fun getting there."
"What do you call a small hairy man of folk legend who's selfish during an orgy? A knob-hoggin' hobgoblin!"
"What insect can be spelled with just one letter? Bee."
"I could never cheat in a relationship... Because that would require two people to find me attractive."
"If you think men aren't good listeners then whisper ""C'mere, I'm naked"" and I will hear you eight states away."
"""20 McNuggets for $5? That's like a quarter a nugget!"" I exclaimed, hoping that my dinner date would be impressed with my math skills."