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Joke of the Day
"Why can't an orphan play baseball? It couldn't find home"
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"Beyonce should have her own trampoline company."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue... Pornhub is down, your facebook will do ( )"
"Knock Knock.. Whos there?---Broken Pencil---Broken Pencil who? --*pauses for a second*-- ---nevermind, its pointless.."
"What is all that useless flesh around a woman's vagina? The woman."
"COMMERCIAL: [a man is having his bloody infected foot amputated] Narrator: SHOES"
"""if inventimg a machine that alows man to soar through the air is wrong, i dont want to be Wright"" - Wright brother, invemtor of airplabe"
"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only ""comes"" once a year"
"I like my beer the same way I like my violence... Domestic."
"Mirror mirror on the wall. Forget the fairest. Who would you fuck?"