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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor you've taken out my tonsils my adenoids my gall bladder my varicose veins and my appendix but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you !"

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"How did US felt when Trump is elected as the president? TRUMPmatized. (Traumatized, ^get^it?^ha^ha^kill^me^please )"
"I hate when interviewers ask ""why do you want this job?"" So many responses run through my head, but I don't want to sound unprofessional by saying ""because I need the fucking money."""
"My mailman got a sex change. I guess you'd call him a post man now."
"ME: *walks in with ball rammed into my mouth* Happeh nuh? JUDGE: Not what a gagging order means! Are you sure you want to defend yourself?"
"""There are no dumb questions"" is truly the perfect trap for making dumb people reveal themselves."
"How does a penman make his living? He charges a calligra-fee of course!"
"Not to brag, but I've already had two pretty sweet dates this weekend I'm surprised how much they added to my smoothie."
"What do you call a Jew with no chance of getting ahead? Bernie Sanders."
"*reads sign* No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service! *takes off pants*"