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Joke of the Day

"Please join me. My daughter an I did this for hours one day. Zombie phlebotomist, veinnnnns. Zombie engineer, traaaaiiins. Zombie Dixie Chicks fan, Natalie Maiiiinns."

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Just check her arm"

"I give it two weeks before Jay Leno starts tweeting from the new @ConanOBrienTwitter account."

"How do you get a red wine stain off a baby?"

"Guy: There's a suit booked for me at a 5 star hotel. Girl: It's called a 'Suite' Guy: No it's a 'Suit'. I'm a waiter."

"What do Led Zeppelin and New Orleans have in common ""When the Levi breaks, we have no place to stay"""

"What is the Difference Between Your Nearest Bus Station and a Crab With a Boob Job? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"There something bugging me. I've encountered this object many times over in the streets lately. Every way I turn I see Weed.... les"

"Seven has the word 'even' in it... ...which is odd."

"My neighbor's diary says I have boundary issues."