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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? February 14th."

"Do mermaids smoke seaweed?"

"What is the greatest dilemma for a Jewish mother? She learns her son is gay, but he's dating a doctor."

"Why doesn't Santa have kids? He only comes once a year"

"If Trump gets elected this November I'm going to jack off Because I might as well cum if I'm getting fucked."

"So a man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap The psychiatrist looks up at him and says "" I can clearly see your nuts"""

"Commercial for elbows: A frustrated man steers his car with totally straight arms. ""Why did I go with the cheap arms?!"" Narrator: ""Elbows"""

"So there was a kidnapping in one of the local schools Teacher woke him up though."

"What did the 0 say to the 8? ""Nice fuckin' belt."""

"What's brown and sticky? A twig."