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Joke of the Day
"If Hillary Clinton stripped off her pant suit, what would you see? Depends."
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"What's the fastest land animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken"
"I think I'm gonna make a bracelet that supports getting rid of bracelets that support stuff."
"Did you here about that concert where the frontman flung his crap into the crowd? The shit reeeeeeally hit the fan"
"You guys wanna hear something really corny? Syrup."
"Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? A: She's the one on her bike."
"[in hell] Me: *sneeze* The devil: bless you Me, waving as I float to heaven: haha, fool the devil: DAMN YOU Me, floating back to hell: dang"
"Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would have been too farty."
"A horse walks into a a bar The bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies ""My alcoholism is destroying my family"" I'm here all week folks"
"If someone tells you he has a centrifuge on a submarine, don't believe him! It's a subterfuge..."