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Joke of the Day
"What do you call somebody who is content being average sized? A happy medium."
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"What? What do you call a man with one extra finger on his left hand? John Dillinger."
"Best Hitler Joke That I've Heard Me: ""Hitler Killed 5 million Jews and a Penguin."" Friend: ""What? A Penguin?"" Me: ""See, no one wants to know about the Jews."""
"Feels like there's not enough blood in my drugstream."
"How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there."
"I like to drink while I clean and that's how I found out what Febreze tastes like."
"Is molestation rape foreplay? Is it rude to molest someone and then not rape them? Woman: I didn't let him rape me because he did not molest me first. I'm not that type of girl."
"What do you call a pig that votes? Polled pork."
"Girls have their phone nonstop. So if they don't text you back within 30 minutes, she ain't feeling you bro."
"Just had my first threesome but it was not what I had envisioned. The other two guys seemed to like it just fine."