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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, ""Step up your game"" isn't the correct response when your neighbour brings over fresh cookies, and your wife asks how they are."

"My friends ask me if I got A haircut I say ""no, I got them ALL cut!"""

"Why are Michael J. Fox's milkshakes the best? He uses the best ingredients Stay classy ;)"

"Dark humor is like food Not everybody gets it"

"You know you have a struggle of being a Vietnamese When your first name is Dat, last name is Ho and the teachers call the whole thing out"

"I see Freddie Mercury has had an asteroid named after him. His surviving family have said how great it is to finally have Freddie immortalized in rock, and really appreciate the sediment."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry managed to escape the chamber."

"What do you call someone who lurks for child pornography? A Predditer"

"Times New Roman walks into a saloon. The bartender says to him, ""I'm sorry, we don't serve your type here."" So he shot the serif."

"I'm not saying she's fat, she's just easy to see."