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Joke of the Day
"I've reached the point of laziness where even laying around has become too much for me to handle."
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"*on a 1st date* Her:..and I have 3 cats Me: Swipe left H: Did you say ""swipe left""?! M: H: M: *panicked whisper* swipeleftswipeleftswipeleft"
"Jesus??? Nah, Vishnu is my copilot...he's got like 4 arms."
"NSFW: What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."
"Is there something called ""Your mama so foreign...""-jokes? Please share if you have any, no rules O.o"
"I told my wife I'm not willing to help with the laundry but I am willing to draw nipples on her flesh colored bras so they'd be less creepy."
"What town should a ""mountain oyster"" festival be held in? Oxnard, CA"
"If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I think you should be brave enough to ask that girl out."
"""Impeccable"" sounds like a general immunity to crow attacks..."
"How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies."