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Joke of the Day
"Summer body wasn't ready.. But winter body is good to go!"
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"If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. I can't stand the sound of clapping."
"Trying anal is like Washing dry hands with wet soap... ...it doesn't feel the same, but its getting the same job done..."
"Why do all blacks have acne? Because they all have black heads."
"What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in."
"did you hear about the canadian who stole gold? It was a buttload, too!"
"I recently bought some fragranced candles They cost me several scents"
"A large chunk of ice walks into a bar and places his order. ""I'll take a whiskey on the rocks."" The bartender looks at him and says, ""I'm sorry, sir, but I can't serve your kids."""
"A green grape is on a vine next to a purple grape. It looks over, gasps, and says ""BREATHE!"""
"And I thought I hated Mondays.... But Robin Williams really! Hated Mondays"