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Joke of the Day

"Breakup My girlfriend told me she was breaking up with me over the phone yesterday, I don't know why I could hear her just fine on my side."

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"Never trust trees. They're shady."
"I said to my Doctor, ""I've become a can of deodorant."" He said, ""Are you sure?"" I replied, ""No, I'm Lynx."""
"What do you call a black person from Niger? A Nigerian, you racist"
"First person to build a clock had no idea how long it took."
"The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don't they use two?"
"Why was the Nigerian toddler crying? He was going through mid life crisis."
"A 3-year old boy A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied."
"Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it."
"Why did the farmer cross the road? He was fucking the chicken."