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Joke of the Day
"Waxing. Not a cure for lycanthropy."
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"What does a fat person, a match, and a phone have in common? Cellulite."
"How do you know a vocalist is at your door? She can't find the key and doesn't know where to come in."
"Drive down the middle of my street and make me squeeze by you, so I know who to murder first when the apocalypse hits."
"""Well, that just isn't gay enough"" - the inventor of wrestling, shortly before adding spandex to the mix."
"Sometimes people suck the life out of me like there's a prize at the bottom."
"Yo mamma so dumb... ...her offspring think 'Yo mamma' jokes are funny!"
"Now I understand why the British population was on a steady decline these past few years... Brits are really good at pulling out."
"It's bikini season, so you're allowed to shoot bikinis as long as you have a permit."
"Dear people filming disasters : You need to zoom out before running for your lives. Nobody likes blurry footage, you selfish animals."