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Joke of the Day
"Why do SJW's hate Programmers? They objectify everything."
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"What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster? A bus"
"I failed my drivers license test I didn't want to start the car. When the instructor asked why I said it was illegal to test and drive."
"what's brown and rhymes with snoop? dr. dre"
"Sad to think it's been three years since Notorious B.I.G. would have died of heart disease anyway."
"(Awful joke)What did the Elephant say while scolding her children? Tusk Tusk I am so sorry"
"""Seize the day"" in Latin is ""Carpe Diem"" ...""Seize the day"" in Douchebag is ""YOLO"""
"My chemistry teacher went on a camping trip and died... He was exposed to the elements."
"My brother and I own adjacent farms The other day he rode over to complain that I was growing marijuana on his side of the fence. I told him to get off his high horse."
"I just ate a salad that was so bad, Nicolas Cage is starring in a movie about it."