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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk."

"I always thought a chickpea was just when girls go to the bathroom in groups."

"What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.? What do I have to do to get ahead around here?"

"Guess who's watching Vin Diesel movies all day again? That's right: Vin Diesel."

"What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer."

"Let's emotionally damage each other and call it Love."

"I talk a lot of shit for someone who won't sleep with her feet out from under the covers because of the monsters under the bed."

"Sometimes I like to hide my wife's inhaler. So the neighbours think I'm a stallion when they hear her panting "" Fucking give it to me!"""

"My girlfriend refused to make a porno with me.. saying there are enough vine stars already"

"Saw an Alabama fan the other day He was wearing a t-shirt that said ""I Bleed Crimson"" I walked up to him and said ""You big dummy, we all do"""