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Joke of the Day

"I talk a lot of shit for someone who won't sleep with her feet out from under the covers because of the monsters under the bed."

"What did the Magician say when he took some Adderall? Hocus Focus"

"How do you confuse a drummer? Give him sheet music"

"I hate people who don't know the difference between ""your"" and ""you're"" There so stupid"

"Take it Like a Man ""Take it like a man"" is a phrase that means something completely different if one is hit in the crotch."

"Why do native Americans make the best strippers? Because when they dance, they make it rain"

"Alright guys, hit me with your best American joke. I'm an American and I need my ego checked. Ready, GO!"

"When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway."

"Before there was roofies, a caveman would just club a bitch and take her home. That's why they call the hook up spot ""The Club"""

"What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!"